Ripper Jävla Roo; me so proud!

Abbas, Ripper Jävla Roos brother, is getting married and Ripper Jävla Roo just finished the speech that he is holding on that night. I just read it and it was EPIC. Freaking Epic, why? Because it was so evaal.. Seriously ripper jävla roo; I never thought that you had it in you to be eval and also pull a good joke but in that speech you have like 20 of them. Assumeness! I wanted to share the speech with you but stupid copy paste isn't working so I told myself that I'd write it again here but then I realised that I'm too lazy. Anyhoo still wanted to say congrats to him for taking the first step into evalness and hopefully with my guidance you will one day be half as eval and smart as me! XoXo